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And his secret strategy is just as mind-boggling.

It turns out Brady's not the only one in his household who has nine lives.

Maybe he SHOULD just keep playing football.

The Bears had the legendary "Super Bowl Shuffle", but New England had something much different: "The Patriots and We."

The pair put aside their long-reported feud to reflect on their relationship and championship dynasty.

It didn't take long for someone to try and cash in on Brady's latest retirement announcement.

Here's a look at where Tom Brady ranks among his namesakes in New England.

Though their opponent is not yet named, it would mark the Patriots' third international regular season game.