Krissy

This... this is exactly why people say they're terrified of the ocean. One day you're sunbathing and walking the shore line with your family, the next you're running into a 5 foot wide, lion's mane jellyfish lurking a bit too close for comfort.

Yes, and it's truthfully insane to hear a perfect 10 come out of the most stubborn, hard to please man's mouth. Congrats to Monte's Pizza out in Lynn, Massachusetts for breaking through the Portnoy pizza wall.

Why do tourists make me so angry? I'm not even sure if angry is the right word here, irritated maybe? Either way they're definitely more annoying on more days than not in the old port and there's only one really big reason why.

There's been multiple pizzerias Dave's put on the map and given massive amounts of business too yet the owner wouldn't want it. Remember the infamous Dragon Pizza review in Somerville, Mass? That didn't go well for anyone.

Don't you hate it when that happens? When A place you love to go to with your buds just shuts down and you find out the hard way? Jameson Tavern in Freeport, Maine was gone too soon my dudes.

Maine has the most gullible tourists in the world and it's actually kind of hilarious. As a former veteran bartender in the Old Port in Portland, Maine, I think I've seen, heard, and experienced it all when it comes to the bar scene and the people who visit it. Here's 3 of my biggest take-away's that I've noticed tourists will never not be shocked to find out about Maine.

Here's where your pup can still run leash-free through the waves and the sand before the prime summertime hours hit.

There's tons of hotels that may surprise you in the Portland, Maine, area, as they allow your furry friends to stay overnight with you. Check these out.

I could come up with 100 reasons why I love to live in Maine "Vacation Land", but I'll give you the top 3 that, in my opinion, that have most likely contributed to us being voted into the top 10 least hated category.

The reoccurring battle of "which state has the best pizza" has been resolved. I don't know. If Dave Portnoy says it, I'm believing it.